Whether it be at Wal-Mart, the Bank, the Library, or even simply driving down the road... there is a potential of running into a Mr. Hungry Eyes Fella(M.H.E Fella) also known as the basic creeper. Its just a given when being a Single Gal unfortunately... it doesn't matter your size, your hair color, your age, or even the type of car you drive... there will be a M.H.E Fella lurking in the shadows ready to creep out at any moment. What is the best way to escape this kind of Fella??? Well it really depends on the situation and the circumstances... Got one sittin' by you in your Singles Ward or Psyc1010 class?? Simple, every chance you get, bring up how your 'boyfriend' ______fill in the blank here______(ex. has the same shirt, loves the same band, gave you your notebook, left you a cute note/sent cute text msg...), ANYthing pertaining your your 'boyfriend' will hopefully lead the guy off a bit... Sometimes you need turn to a much stronger resort called the classic Dirty Old Man Ring move, works on most creepers, but the creepy thing about creepers is that some are much more persistent than others and 'marriage' is not a issue for them and will overlook that aspect immediately... but unfortunately the annoyance of the M.H.E Fella comes with being a Single Gal... try to not let it get to you too much... try and look for the funny in it, brings a lot of joy in life most days :).
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
As a Single Gal, There Are Many Hungry Eyes Out There...
Whether it be at Wal-Mart, the Bank, the Library, or even simply driving down the road... there is a potential of running into a Mr. Hungry Eyes Fella(M.H.E Fella) also known as the basic creeper. Its just a given when being a Single Gal unfortunately... it doesn't matter your size, your hair color, your age, or even the type of car you drive... there will be a M.H.E Fella lurking in the shadows ready to creep out at any moment. What is the best way to escape this kind of Fella??? Well it really depends on the situation and the circumstances... Got one sittin' by you in your Singles Ward or Psyc1010 class?? Simple, every chance you get, bring up how your 'boyfriend' ______fill in the blank here______(ex. has the same shirt, loves the same band, gave you your notebook, left you a cute note/sent cute text msg...), ANYthing pertaining your your 'boyfriend' will hopefully lead the guy off a bit... Sometimes you need turn to a much stronger resort called the classic Dirty Old Man Ring move, works on most creepers, but the creepy thing about creepers is that some are much more persistent than others and 'marriage' is not a issue for them and will overlook that aspect immediately... but unfortunately the annoyance of the M.H.E Fella comes with being a Single Gal... try to not let it get to you too much... try and look for the funny in it, brings a lot of joy in life most days :).
