A Single Gal Apparently Can't Just Be Friends

Being a Single Gal is always an interesting experience... from the random awkward moments of those million and one first dates... to the creepy bank clerk you always seem to end up withdrawing money from, who creeps on you during every bank transaction... But as of lately if has been brought to my attention that there is no such thing of 'Being Friends' with a Fella. Now there are many definitions of 'Being Friends' with a Fella... now the definition I am referring to, is the normal human definition... Where we can just hang out and do fun random things together, talk about whatever and whenever with him, where nothing is taken seriously between us... where essentially he is just another Pal added to my Clan... is that too much to ask... really?? Yes... yes in fact it is truly too much to ask of Fellas these days. Either you're in or your out... there are no in between normal human grounds for The Fellas. As a Single Gal, this is a frustrating aspect that we must learn to accept, no matter the amount of annoyance it presents. What we as Single Gals need to do, is push through and find the Fella Friends we are all entitled to add to our Pal Clan. Fortunately, there are still a minuscule amount of Fellas who like the idea of being a Fella Friend, in fact there may be some Fellas who feel the same way about us Gals in terms of 'Being Friends'. Now I'm going to lay something out for ya... for all you Single Gals out there... There are the certain gals out there I'd like to classify as the OMG Gal... which interprets into the Overly Marriage Giddy Gal... Now... I don't want to scare you or anything, but I am here to confirm your fears... these OMG Gals... are not fairy tales or myths... they are real, and they are lurking in a neighborhood near you. Also, I'd appreciate it if you would control your bowels for me, when I tell you that, that classification of specimen also comes in the Fella species as well, known as the OMG Fella. And believe me you, there are many creepin' around every corner... you have been warned. Also, just as a add in... The other fella specimen to be warned of is the F2da4thpower which in turn breaks down to, the Freakishly Froggly Friendly Fella. These Fellas ain't in it for the love or a relationship, they ain't in it for a friendship, they ain't in it for nothing... nothing but action... These kinda Fellas fall into the 'Biggest Waste of Time' category of Fellatude. This specimen can be kind of tricky and deceitful... please don't let one fool you... be careful out there Single Gal's! The reason for bringing up these species, is to show to you as a Single Gal, which species you need to be, and which species you need to find, to be that Fella Friend or even better for that potential Prince Charming Fella, and which ones to completely avoid. When being a Single Gal, it is a hard thing to not suddenly turn into the wretched OMG Gal. Being a Single Gal is a tough thing, and I feel that sometimes we Single Gals start thinking that if we were but married, life would be so much better. I'm not about to lie to you, so this is me telling you only but the truth... Marriage is a good thing, and it does make people happy, and in all reality it quite possibly might be the best time of your life, but please lets not let that mind frame consume who you are! You are a Single Gal, not a OMG Gal... there are more things in life to seek out to make your life better and everyday a happy occasion. The specimen of the OMG Gal, is quite a frightening thing for The Fellas out there and they will run away from this classification of Gal... I promise they'd much rather prefer the Single Gal perspective on life. Its better to go into things with the perspective of friendship rather than relationship. It makes things easier for both ends, and there is less room for confusion and heartbreak.